Showing posts with label america - fuck yeah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label america - fuck yeah. Show all posts

Thursday, October 02, 2008

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

In honor of tonight's Vice Presidential debate - which is sure to be an epic battle of policy and political theory that will remembered for centuries - I thought it would be fun to take a look back at some of the more exceptional moments from Vice Presidential debates past. Please enjoy the following video, and bear my shameless self-promotion.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

EMOTE OR DIE

If you were looking for a sign that our oil crisis has finally reached critical mass, look no further: P Diddy is flying commercial. That's right, COMMERCIAL. And not only that, he's flying American (apparently he's not powerful enough to get on United).

A regular of the private jet scene, high gas prices have forced Diddy to curtail his lavish expenditures and grind elbows with the beggars and gremlins of First Class.

America, enough is enough. We've watched Katrina devastate the Gulf Coast. We've seen people lose their homes in the subprime mortgage crisis. We've witnessed inflation increase, wages decrease, schools close, jobs lost, and a neverending war overseas. But when the Executive Producer of Making The Band can't even fly on his own private jet twice a month to and from LA to pursue his acting career, action must be taken.

*Special thanks to CNN for alerting me to this story. I anxiously await their forthcoming report on Governor Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter's baby daddy.

*Spoiler Alert - He's not actually in coach.