I still don't have a new post. However, I thought I could answer some possible questions you might have regarding the impending speculated post:You: What will the new post be about?
Me: I don't know.
You: Will it be good?
Me: Judging from the usual quality of this blog, I'd say it's unlikely.
You: What was the cause of your blogging sabbatical?
Me: Boredom and work.
You: And the cause of the return?
Me: Boredom and work.
You: Do you think you could expand on that?
Me: Actually I've taken a sabbatical from thinking.
You: Are you making fun of me?
Me: What's that? Oh sorry. I couldn't hear you from over here on my sabbatical.
You: (under your breath) Asshole.
Me: Pardon?
You: Nothing. Let's move on.
Me: No need to be passive aggressive.
You: You're right. I apologize for that. I'll return to a more serious line of questioning. Do you plan to start blogging on a more regular basis now?
Me: [now dressed in palm tree-printed board shorts, sunglasses, and a Tommy Bahama shirt] So sorry - would you mind repeating the question? I'm just returning from my sabbatical at...
You: (slamming down your steno pad) Fuck this. I'm outta here.
