Dear Michael Kay,
I was watching your broadcast coverage of the Yankees/Red Sox matchup from opening day at Fenway Park, when during the 9th inning, you stated that Jonathan Papelbon was turned into a closer because the Red Sox thought they had a better chance to keep him healthy that way. While it is true he had injury problems as a starter, Papelbon was actually being groomed to return to the starting rotation before telling the team he would rather be the closer.
I assume this is the first mistake you have ever made, so I will let it go.
For now.
xo