Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: MANNY DEAL REACHED

The distracting and prolonged Manny Ramirez saga looks like it is finally coming to an end. An agreement in principle appears to have been reached to resolve the issues surrounding the embattled slugger.

Ramirez will cut his hair.

The specifics of the deal are still forthcoming, but inside sources are revealing that Ramirez's locks will be trimmed from back length to shoulder length.

As for the soon-to-be discarded strands, it's being reported that those will end up in Pittsburgh in exchange for partial trimmings from 2 undisclosed prospects.

In a late-breaking addition to this story, word is that the Red Sox will cover the cost of the Ramirez haircut.






Alternative titles for this post:

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Man-ey being Man-ey
Locks for Jocks
The Ballad of Joe and Manny
No Sox, No Locks