IF YOU CALL, I WILL ANSWER

My devotion to blogging (which, let's face it, was limited to begin with) has taken an additional hit this week as my attention has been diverted to an alternative popular contemporary communication tool... (spoiler alert: it's not carrier pigeon - sadly)... it's the CELL PHONE. And specifically, my new one. It's the first new phone I've gotten in a while, and as a result I've spent a lot of time learning all the new features (I'm currently stuck on the nautical tools - having a lot of trouble calibrating the barometer). However, I DID manage to discover the camera tool! Here's a picture I took of myself after finally figuring out how to use it:

As you can see, I was very tired after spending numerous hours trying to find which button actually captures the picture. Clearly, time well spent.

Since I spent most of my time recovering from the exhaustion of this exercise, I don't have much to post on right now. Tomorrow, I promise to have something more substantial to post here (spoiler alert: it probably won't be that substantial).

For now, I'll leave you with some enjoyable tidbits:

• Rashard Lewis is reportedly interested in playing for the Boston Celtics because "Gerald Green is on the team." In a related story, Quentin Richardson has also expressed interest in becoming a Celtic as a result of "really liking their maintenance staff." Unfortunately, Danny Ainge recently traded said staff for Sebastian Telfair.

• Teasing her upcoming appearance on Sportscenter's "budweiser hot seat", Jessica Alba asked the question, "Do you know what Eva Longoria and I have in common?" I'm betting it's that they've both slept with Tony Parker.

• Spoiler Alert: It's actually that they're both "huge NBA fans"

• Spoiler Alert: This term hasn't been used correctly once in this post

• Spoiler Alert: I don't care

• Spoiler Alert.