Dear Destiny’s Child,
Please stop jerking me around. You claim to no longer be together, yet just tonight I saw you performing on the ESPY’s. I can’t take this constant on again, off again relationship. Sometimes you’re putting out chart topping, timeless hits like “Bills Bills Bills” and “Survivor”, but then other times you’re bickering worse than Paris and Nicole. So before I invest any more in this relationship than I already have (time, money, concert tickets, not to mention hours upon hours of dancing around to “Independent Woman” in my pj's), I need to know where this is going. After all this time together, I think you owe me that much.
Sincerely,
Aaron
PS - bug-a-boo.
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