• In the spirit of playing only weird looking characters in her most recent films, Charlize Theron came to the Oscars® in a dress made for a muppet• From now on, lets’s call the annual “In Memoriam” piece what it really is: “People who you forgot or didn’t know were dead”

• If Robert Altman really has the heart of a thirty year old woman (as he stated in his acceptance speech – I’m not making that up) then Lauren Bacall has the lungs of an asthmatic french street hustler.

• FYI: To anyone who plans on using “It’s hard out here for a pimp” in any attempt at humor this next week: it’s over. We’ve already killed it.

• Itzhak Perlman is super cute• If the gay film can’t even win in Hollywood, what hope do they have in the rest of the country…


• No, Jack Nickholson didn’t open the envelope. He doesn’t have to. He’s Jack Nickholson

• Joan Rivers is still as relevant and with it as she ever was
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